I consider each of you fellow bloggers friends, so I am going to let you in on a funny little story. We were at a little party playing games. Maycie was sitting on my lap. I was starting to get the stomach pains from not...how do I say it nicely....releasing the gas that was trapped inside! I decided, for the comfort of MYSELF, I would just release a bit...well, that little bit...turned out to be a lot...and that "lot" was loud!
Everybody stopped..."Maycie," I exclaimed, "say, excuse me!"
She looks up at me with all innocence, "No, mommy, I not. I not fart!"
"It's okay, Maycie."
"No, mommy, I not fart!"
Okay, okay, okay...child! After all the "honesty" talks we've had, I am proud of you for being honest. But, can you just be ALMOST ALWAYS honest...just this once for me! You are blowing my cover!
1 day ago